An American Abroad

At the Green Bar

This restaurant is neither green nor a bar, but that’s what everyone calls it. It’s my favorite eatery in Yuxi. This was taken last night as I was awaiting my usual jiaozi and chaofan.
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You have not experienced Lenin . . .

. . . until you have read him in the original Chinese!
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No, Mommy!

I’ll be good! I promise!! Please don’t make me go down the barbed wire slide again!!!
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Xishuangbanna Redux–Part IV

On Friday, I walked to the Jinghong southern bus station and caught a bus home to Yuxi. The weather was beautiful and the Yunnan scenery spectacular. These photos, hurriedly snapped from a moving bus, really don’t do it justice.
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This trip wouldn’t have been half as interesting without Rachel and her wonderful family. I resolved to make sure I always go out of my way–just as they did–to make visitors from far away feel incredibly welcome.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part I.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part II.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part III.

Xishuangbanna Redux–Part III

On Thursday morning, Wang and Rachel once again picked me up and drove me two and a half hours southeast to a rural village about 50 kilometers from the Laotian border. The highway was jammed; the National Day vacation really lasts all week. After about an hour and a half we exited the superslab for a secondary paved road which took us through several medium-sized towns and a national preserve. The preserve is marked by high cliffs, dense rainforest vegetation, and caves that were used by the People’s Liberation Army during the war with Japan.
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Then we turned up a dirt road and got out at Meng Xing village #9, part of the town of Mengla, where the relatives of one of Rachel’s cousins live. Other relatives arrived around the same time. We were less than 50 kilometers from the Laotian border and about 150 kilometers from Dien Bien Phu, Vietnam, where the French got their asses handed to them in 1954 by the Viet Minh. I was here:

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Li Jian Wei and his family live in what I can best describe as a rural row house, a long rectangular structure built of rough grey brick that is divided into housing for about a dozen families. I believe it dates to the early days of the People’s Republic. Jo En Lai took a special interest in Xishuangbanna and did much to develop its economy. He saw the Mengla area as a good source of rubber, and so collective farms were established. There weren’t enough local people there at the time to work the land, so the government “encouraged” (in Rachel’s words, the accuracy of which I cannot assess) people from other Chinese provinces to move there. Rachel’s relatives were one such family. More recently, the government has allowed individual farmers to run their own businesses and control their own houses and farms.
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Li Jian Wei’s house is pretty basic in its construction and amenities: conrete floors, corrugated metal roof/ceilings. There are three medium sized rooms, two of which are open partially to the sky, and a couple of small bedrooms. The kitchen sink is a pipe mounted low to the ground on a sloping concrete slab that drains into a trough.
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The stove is a wood-fired box with two enormous built-in woks.
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There are no kitchen counters or cabinets or closets.
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The toilet is a shed out back with a hole in the floor.
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Beds are blankets spread out on the concrete. There is trash and junk strewn about, some of which is occasionally taken out to a dumpsite and burned.
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Though his house is a very modest affair, Li Jian Wei’s farm is a source of obvious pride and delight to him. Shortly after we arrived, he took us out to see his rubber trees.
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He explained how he makes spiral cuts into their bark and peels it away. Then he drives a small metal trough into the tree at the lowest point of the spiral and hangs a cup below it. The rubber sap oozes out of the tree where the bark has been removed and spirals down the cut, goes into the trough and then into the bowl. It takes about six hours for the bowl to fill. A tree managed in this way will produce rubber for a good 35 years.
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The rubber sap is then poured into a large round bowl. Acid is added to get it to firm up a little. Then the resulting wheel of rubber (which looks and feels for all the world like a cheese wheel) is removed from the bowl, driven to a factory in town, and sold for ¥80 (about $12.90). Here is one of Li Jian Wei’s neighbors with his trike truck loaded up with rubber and ready to head for the factory.
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Beyond the forested area where the rubber trees grow is more of Li Jian Wei’s farm. Though the tropical soil is very fertile, the land is so hilly and steep that all his crops are jammed together. What to my suburban eyes at first seemed like nothing more than a riot of undifferentiated weeds was actually a very productive garden. Almost everything growing there is edible: peppers, melons, bananas, plantains, chives, ginger, bamboo, coconuts, and a number of fruits and vegetables I couldn’t begin to identify.
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He also has a pond stocked and teeming with small fish.
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He has chickens. He and his family subsist pretty comfortably on the food he grows.

Back at his farmhouse, some of the other relatives were cooking us a sumptuous lunch.
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All of this food is home grown. That Li Jian Wei’s wife and relatives could cook so many different and delicious dishes in such rustic conditions seemed almost magic. And it was delicious, especially the dumplings (made from fresh eggs and fresh ground chicken), the fish stew, the spiced bamboo, and a green leafy vegetable resembling spinach but sweeter. At lunch, Li Jian Wei’s wife brought out some hooch to toast my arrival. She makes it by fermenting and distilling rice mash, adding honey, putting it in a large glass jar and burying it for over ten years. The result was something smooth, sweet and potent that tasted very much like Southern Comfort.

After lunch, Li Jian Wei cut down a large bunch of bananas to give to the relatives who had come to visit. We packed them into the cars and after warm goodbyes were back on the road to Jinghong.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part I.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part II.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part IV.

Xishuangbanna Redux–Part II

After morning toast and a couple cups of coffee Wednesday morning at the Mei Mei Cafe, I rented a bicycle and crossed the Mekong River heading east. My route took me through parts of Jinghong that have been developed as tourist destinations. There were rows of handsome shops and restaurants fronted by elephant statues/streetlights/flowerpots. At the end of the street was a large Buddhist temple.
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New apartments are being built as vacation homes for wealthier Chinese people. And though I don’t usually post examples of Chinglish, the signs for this development had a certain crackpot poetry that was just too good to pass up.
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It didn’t take too long, though, before I left the rich resort atmosphere behind and was in the midst of some of the most severe poverty I’ve seen in China.
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Down one of those streets, though, was an amazing sight.

There were two kids, about eight years old.

Lying on a piece of cardboard.

Under a parked truck.

Doing their homework.

On a school holiday.

I had to admire their dedication and resourcefulness. It was doubtless cooler under the truck than it was in the nearby shacks. I recall that at that age, there was a sweetly neurasthenic quality to lying down in a confined space. And if I ever hear American students complaining that they couldn’t do their homework because they had no place to study, I’m going to think of those kids.

I didn’t get as deep into the countryside as I’d hoped; I wilted a little in the tropical heat. I headed back toward Jinghong, stopping along the banks of the Mekong to see motorcycles being washed and elaborate riverboats pulled up at a dock.
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I arrived back at my hotel soaked with sweat, but definitely happy.
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After a nap, I was picked up again by Rachel and her husband, who took me out to dinner with her high school English teacher, his wife, and a former schoolmate of hers who is now a cardiologist. Once again, the food was delicious (a beef stock hotpot, broiled potatoes with hot spices, and chive soup) and the company was warm and welcoming.
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Just when I thought the evening was over, we decided to head back to the Mei Mei Cafe for tiramisu and ice cream. Rachel’s extended family showed up and a good time was had by all. However, I’ve probably gained five pounds in two days from the constant eating.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part I.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part III.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part IV.

Xishuangbanna Redux–Part I

We crossed into the Tropic of Cancer on Tuesday at 11:15 am traveling southwest in a comfortable Nissan Tiida. Sophie’s husband Wang was driving and her father, Mr. Li, was riding shotgun. Sophie and I were in back. It was a much more comfortable and interesting ride than my last trip to Xishuangbanna.

It was National Day, the second or third biggest holiday on the Chinese calendar, a celebration the founding of the People’s Republic 64 years ago. Traffic was heavy but never stopped moving. In honor of the holiday (and probably to make traffic flow more smoothly) collection of tolls was suspended.

Rachel is a new friend of mine who works at Yuxi People’s Hospital. We chatted about our respective national holidays as the kilometers rolled by. I told her about Thanksgiving, but she already knew all about it from having seen an episode of her favorite TV show, Friends.

We passed by houses of the Yi people, neat white structures with circular symbols resembling hex signs.
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We stopped at the village of Mohei for lunch: rice, spicy beef with noodles, fresh bamboo with green onions, a tofu hotpot, fried pork belly strips, and grilled eggplant. The restaurant was little more than a corrugated roof mounted over a concrete slab and the kitchen was about the size of an American bathroom, but the food was good and plentiful.
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Once we were on the road again, the scenery became more dramatic. We drove by impossibly steep mountainsides that were meticulously terraced and planted with tea and coffee. I tried counting the terrace levels on the highest mountainsides and lost count around seventy. Foliage became more colorful, with purple phoenix flowers blooming by the roadside and banana trees growing in the forest beyond.
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We entered a rainforest preserve where elephants still live in the wild. In fact, the G85 is the only highway I’ve seen that has an elephant channel under the road so that elephants can safely cross–which raises the question, why did the elephant cross the road, anyway?

Mr. Li is 57 and works for the Chinese Department of Human Resources and Social Security. I remarked that he had seen a lot of changes in China in his lifetime and asked him what he thought the best and worst changes were. The best change, he replied, was that when he was young, people didn’t have enough food or enough money to buy food, if it was even available. Now people have enough food and money. But the worst change, he went on, was that people have lost faith. I asked what he meant, whether he was referring to religious faith, faith in government, or faith in society. All of those things, he said. “You used to be able to count on people to know right from wrong, for the most part. But then twenty years ago, China opened itself up to a lot of outside influences and now there are some people who don’t believe in anything having to do with right and wrong at all.”

In Jinghong, the capital of Xishuangbanna, I checked into the same fleabag hotel I’d stayed in last time. The desk clerk tried to charge me ¥260 a night. I was livid. I’d been quoted ¥200 on the phone last week when I made the reservation, and even that rate was more than three times as much as I’d paid a month ago. Canny Chinese businesses jack up prices ridiculously around National Day to take advantage of the surge in demand, but this was absurd. The desk clerk spoke no English, so I let loose with a tirade of pure gibberish with a few profanities mixed in. The clerk looked alarmed, glanced over at her manager, who nodded. Presto: it was all a big misunderstanding and we were back at a mere ¥200. The clerk collected my passport to run it over to the police station; foreigners have to register with the local authorities wherever they stay the night. I was stashed in room 407, the same putrid pink and purple room I had last time, which I shared during my stay with a small tan lizard.
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After a quick nap, I was picked up once again by Rachel and her family. We headed out of the city to the town of Gasa, where there is a Dai village devoted to the restaurant trade. According to Rachel, there had long been a Dai community at that site, but it was quite poor. About ten years ago, the government redeveloped the area and built new houses, a Buddhist temple, and other buildings. The houses double as restaurants–or maybe the restaurants double as houses–and the area is now quite prosperous, with 80% of the people in the community working in the booming village restaurant trade.
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Rachel’s family was warm, funny, and welcoming. Her grandmother, 88 years old, kissed my hand when she met me and seemed to generally glow with welcome and acceptance.
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Her two aunties bickered like a pair of old comediennes over the few words of English they shared between them. Her husband is a big NBA fan, and we made plans to watch some games together once the season starts. Her father asked if I wanted to have a drink with him. I accepted and soon some of the proprietor’s homemade rice wine hooch (presented in a repurposed plastic water bottle) was lifting our spirits. It being National Day, I toasted China, Xi Jinping, and Mr. Li’s family. The food was delicious and included rice noodles in a tomato-based stew, pork, chick and fish barbeque, some kind of vegetable that tasted like spicy peas, fried pickle skins, and lots of other dishes all served family style on a large lazy Susan table.
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It was wonderful to be among family. It was my 103rd day in China and was probably my best.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part II.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part III.

Read Xishuangbana Redux–Part IV.

Mid-Autumn Lantern Festival

Even though Mid-Autumn Festival was actually celebrated last week, the huge display of lights, exhibits and performances going on at Nie Er Music Square is still going on. (If you’re wondering why China holds a Mid-Autumn Festival at the very beginning of fall, it’s because China operates on both the western and lunar calendars. Under the latter, it is now mid-autumn.) After teaching last night, I took a cab ride there to check it out.

When I arrived, traditional dancers were performing at the large outdoor stage.
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Next up was a singing dancing policewoman who opened with a rousing number about the dangers of texting while driving.
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Then, just to make sure we all Got It, the song’s lesson was enacted by the policewoman and a young man who came out on stage with his head in his Samsung Galaxy. He was immediately collared by the policewoman.
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To loosely paraphrase Woody Allen, the policewoman was played with real passion and verve, while the miscreant texter transitioned effectively from impressive stolidity to abject remorse. A droll but thought-provoking exposition of contemporary mores.

Having had my fill of terpsichore, I meandered toward the large artificial lake that lies in the center of the park. Huge illuminated floats had been erected around the shore.
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Along one side of the lake, vendors in hundreds of booths had set up shop, selling everything from children’s toys to water heaters to kitchen knives. I wasn’t in the market for any of that, but I did score some delicious shao kao from this Muslim woman before heading home.
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My Teaching Gig

I haven’t written much about my job here, which is teaching English to the children of Yuxi. I had a perilous start due to changes in Chinese work visa rules, but now that those issues are resolved, I’ve had the chance to reflect on my work.

I work for Shane English Yuxi, which is an affiliate of a chain of British language schools that operate under the umbrella of The Saxoncourt Group. In addition to running English schools in China, Saxoncourt has operations in Japan, Taiwan, Vietnam, Algeria, and Poland. It has developed an integrated curriculum and a system for teaching it.

Shane English Yuxi is a private English school and is not part of the Chinese public school system. The 550 kids who take English from us do so either in the evenings or on the weekends, when they are not attending their regular Chinese schools. There are other language schools in Yuxi, but Shane is the only one to employ native speakers. That costs more and is reflected in the tuition charges. Nevertheless, due to the one-child policy, nearly every kid here has two parents and four grandparents devoted to his or her welfare and willing to pay for it.

I’m currently teaching nine classes, each of which meets once a week for 90 minutes, plus a ten minute break. I expect to be assigned one or two more; eleven courses is considered a full load. I teach one course each on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday evenings and three courses each on Saturdays and Sundays. I also spend about ten hours a week preparing my classes and attending teachers meetings.

In each class, I have a bilingual Chinese teaching assistant who provides translation when needed. Though we strive to be an English-only environment, there are situations where it is necessary to communicate with children and their parents in Mandarin. The TAs also run the review classes, which also are scheduled once a week for 90 minutes. They help keep order in the classroom, grade the daily spelling tests and workbook entries, and assist with logistics. Many of them know the Shane system very well, and I rely on them for help in understanding what my students already know and what they don’t. They are terrific teachers in their own right and make me look much better than I really am.

My classes fall into three age groups: kindergarteners, six to nine year olds, and nine to twelve year olds.

The kindergarteners are sweet, if a little short in the attention span department. We play lots of physical games: hotseat, run-and-tap, throw-the-sticky-ball-at-the-board, etc. We use music that involves movements (run, walk, swim, dance, hop, skip, jump, touch, etc.). The students use a book that consists primarily of pictures to be colored. These classes can have unpredictable emotional and interpersonal problems: a sobbing girl who refused to leave her mother’s side to enter the classroom, a whole class that one day just went unaccountably bananas, a boy who became angry and sullen when another kid banged into him hard. The TAs work hard to keep the kids focused.

The kids between six and nine have a lot of material to master while at the same time being at an age when they are experimenting with being deliberately naughty. One of my classes at this level has a number of students drawn from my summer phonics minicourse. They know me and I know them and the class runs fairly smoothly. Other classes at this level, though, are more of a handful: they have boundless energy and a determination to test the limits of authority.

The students nine and above are more sedate, less interested in physical games and more into jokes and verbal challenges. I enjoy these students a lot. By this age, they know enough English to have real conversations. They’re also committed to learning, or they would have dropped out. At this level, they begin keeping diaries according to a prompt I give them each class. A few weeks ago, we did a unit on rules which contrasted “not allowed to” with “must.” I asked the students to write about the rules in their Chinese schools. Here is one of the results, written by Michael, a twelve year old:
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I’ve learned that teaching young kids is a lot harder than teaching older kids and adults. As such, I have a newfound respect for elementary school teachers. They have a great deal of foundational material to teach and so many behavior issues to contend with. There’s a lot of psychologizing involved. Even for someone who has raised kids himself, children at that age can seem like an alien species. It’s a species I am getting reacquainted with and one that I am determined to do well by.

Speaking Chinese with the Cobbler

Since I walk almost everywhere, the heels on one of my pairs of dress shoes were getting seriously worn down, so naturally I went to a cobbler. My very rudimentary Chinese did nothing to prepare me for a discussion of heels, soles, polishing, and choice of materials. I wish I had a recording of the fairly hilarious conversation that ensued. It probably went something like this:

The nice thing, though, is that even though Yuxi people rarely encounter foreigners, I have found them to be almost uniformly patient, tolerant, understanding, and of good humor. And I now have new heels.