An American Abroad

A Typical Day

Friends have asked me, “So, what’s China like?” Hard question to answer, but I thought that I would chronicle what I did yesterday by way of answering.

Out of a decades-old habit, my eyes flick open at 5:45 am. I am lying on a Chinese mattress, which is actually something more like a box spring with a thin, flexible sheet of cardboard fitted over the top and covered by the thinnest of padding. I head for the bathroom and relieve myself into what is essentially a ceramic pan set into the floor. Then I head for my kitchen and put two scoops of delicious Yunnan roast into my coffee maker and pump a carafe full of water from my large water bottle.

Once the coffee is brewing, I head back to the bedroom and fire up my Mac. I always read the news and try to catch up with friends first thing in the morning. The New York Times, Twitter, and Facebook are always blocked by the Great Firewall of China, and lately so are the South China Morning Post (a Hong Kong daily) and many of the stories on CNN. Google and YouTube are also inaccessible, but I can still connect to Skype to chat with my family back home. If I really want to use sites that are blocked, I can log into my VPN, which routes all my internet activity through a server in Cyprus.

Though my apartment is in a new building, it has neither central heat nor air conditioning. It’s a little chilly this morning, but a hot shower under the heat lamps warms me up. I pull the clothes off the rack by the open window where they have spent the night drying in the evening breeze. Dryers are rare here. I get dressed and get ready to run my morning errands.

The first order of business is to head over to the electric company. Last night, I came home to find my bill taped to my door. This is the usual way that bills are delivered in a country where there is no real residential mail service.

I take the elevator down from my 18th floor apartment and walk up Yuxi’s main street. Auto traffic is heavier in the morning, the usual mix of Chinese and Japanese makes plus Volkswagens, Citroens, Fords, Buicks, Chevrolets and BMWs. The electric company’s offices are on the ground floor of a 30-story office building. I walk in, hand one of the tellers my bill and my Chinese debit card, and in a few minutes I’m heading out again. The bill came to ¥50 this month, about $8.00. That’s high compared to what my colleagues here pay, but I have an electric water heater, while my coworkers have solar.

I pass by a three-story mall I call The Ameriplex, since it is anchored by Walmart and McDonald’s. A sign informs me that there are now 392 Walmart outlets in China. Temptation overcomes me and I stop in to McDonald’s for a McNugget brunch. I order by pointing to a picture menu kept beside the cash registers. This is not primarily for foreigners (since there are so few of us here), but is used mostly by Chinese people who cannot read. My McNuggets are just as bland as they are back in the States and the fries are just as good. Other stores in The Ameriplex sell American and British brands, but not on the products we are used to in the States. Here, Jeep is a line of clothing, Zippo is a brand of flasks and knives, and Dunlop makes shoes and backpacks.

A narrow street runs behind The Ameriplex, and I head down that to where it intersects with an alley. It’s there that my seamstress conducts her business, right on the sidewalk. She is an old woman with a weathered peasant face and a nice smile. Her sewing machine is an ancient foot-powered Singer knock-off mounted in a handsome wooden table, which she lugs out here every day. Somehow I managed to put two holes in the back of the legs of a pair of trousers. I’d dropped them off with her the day before, and now they are ready, skillfully patched on the inside and cross-stitched on the outside. The charge for that and for resewing the button (which was hanging by a thread) was ¥8 (about $1.28).

I stop next at a new supermarket that has opened up in my neighborhood. For the most part, it resembles a small American supermarket, but the butcher counter is different. It’s essentially a table with large slabs of uncovered raw meat on it. Other meat sits openly on the floor atop a sheet of brown paper. Customers indicate what they want and the butcher cuts it on the spot. I have learned to avoid beef here. I stock up on food and dry goods and go check out. I have brought my own reusable bag; had I not, I would have been charged ¥1.5 (about $0.25) for a new one.

After putting away my groceries and neatening up my apartment, I again log on to the internet to continue the MOOCs I am taking through Coursera. I initially tried taking courses through EdX as well, but since it uses YouTube to deliver its video lectures, that’s not a good option for me here. All of the courses I am taking include an interactive map that shows the locations of each of the hundreds of students in the class. China’s map is depressingly bereft of the little pins that indicate a student, but other nearby countries are studded with them.

After being a student for a while, it’s time to go be a teacher. I change into my nice slacks, collared shirt and leather shoes and ride my bike to the school where I work. People here drive very slowly, even on the main streets, and I can usually keep up with the cars without difficulty.

Shane English School is located in a Youth Palace, a multi-use complex of buildings all dedicated to extracurricular activities for young people. There is a playground and a little amusement park, buildings dedicated to musical instruction, a pool, and a couple of language schools. Ours is the only one to employ native speakers—and it charges accordingly. I greet my British colleagues (I am the token American) and sit down at my desk to grade a stack of exams. Standards here are very high; it is a cause of much concern and discussion among the staff whenever a kid gets less than a 92%. Fortunately, in my class of 14 students, only two fall into that category.

After a staff meeting, I go in to teach one of my kindergarten classes. These students have already had a full day of regular school, but are now here at 6:20 for 100 minutes of English. The kids are fairly well-behaved tonight, which is a relief; last week some collective switch went off in their heads and caused them to be nothing short of wild. We review colors then dive into a vocabulary unit centered around clothing. I drill the students with flashcards and then set up games for them to play. They run to tag the flashcards I have posted up around the room. They throw sticky balls at the cards I have mounted on the board. They play hotseat, where the odd man out has to identify a clothing article before the game can continue. My Chinese teaching assistant is wonderful and does a thousand little things to ensure that the class runs as smoothly as possible.

Class ends and I have to clear the room quickly, because a group of older students is waiting to use the classroom. These students will be in class at our school until 10:00 at night. Chinese students work very long and hard.

I ride back home and take the bike up in the elevator with me. After cooking myself an impromptu chicken fried rice on my single-burner stove, I sit down to eat, answer a few emails, and work on some writing projects.

I click the lights out at about 11:00 and fall asleep listening to a lecture on iTunes about the early middle ages.

Present for the Teacher

Yesterday, one of my six-year-old students gave me a present, the first I have received from a pupil here.
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It’s . . . seaweed.
I was simultaneously touched and amused.

The Mikey Bike, Phase 2

With the help of the good people at Yuxi Bike, The Mikey Bike has some new farkles.
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Note the new pedals, bottle cage, tires, toptube pack, headlight and tail light. Less visible is a new rear axle. This bike has a heavy steel frame. It’ll never be a road racer or touring bike, but it’s a good city bike now, which is what I wanted. A new more doodads will complete the project. The weather has been rain, rain and rain here, but as soon as things clear up, I’m going riding.

Resident

I went to the Entry and Exit Administration Service Center of the Public Security Bureau of Yuxi City (“We Serve to Please”) today to complete a process that began two and a half months ago. I emerged more than an hour later with this nifty little addition to my passport:
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That is a Chinese residence permit, sort of like an American green card, which allows me to live and work in China and to enter and leave the country without restriction. There’s also a bottle of Yanjing beer in the picture, which I cracked open to celebrate!

Mekong River Blues

Fifty four hours after returning from Hong Kong, I found myself in another Yuxi bus station boarding the night bus to Xishuangbanna. It sure weren’t no Greyhound.

Do you wanna
Go to Xishuangbanna?
Then come along with me.
They got the Dai and the Thai
And the Hmong in Jinghong
And the shao kao can’t be beat.

Modeling the other passengers, I removed my shoes upon boarding and placed them in a red plastic bag. Then I stepped inside a space configured like the cabins at the Poconos summer camp I went to as a boy.
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There were three end-to-end stretches of double bunk beds, one by each row of windows and another running the length of the center. The counselor/driver occupied a special area up front while we camper/passengers filed in and dibs’d our beds. (Look! There’s Billy Collins on the lower bunk. And he’s making a lanyard!)

I tried to climb into the first available upper berth, but I just didn’t fit no matter how I contorted myself. The driver and some of the passengers stared and laughed. After ritually thrice declining the driver’s offer of more spacious accommodations, I gratefully moved to the rear, where the high bunk spanned the bus’s full width. There was already one guy up there on the left, so I snugged myself in against the right side. It was still far from comfortable: not enough headroom to sit up, not enough length to stretch out, and not enough padding to let me forget that the back of a bus is always the bumpiest part.
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I just dozed off when the diesel roared and the bus began to roll southwest. I drowsed fitfully and uncomfortably for the next ten hours, jolted to full consciousness by every middling bump in the road. When I finally disembarked it was raining and I felt remarkably unrefreshed.

Xishuangbanna is an autonomous prefecture of China and home to the Dai people, relatives ethnically and etymologically to the Thai. It’s situated on the Mekong River where China, Laos and Burma converge.
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The bus let me off in the capital city of Jinghong.

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A gateway to Southeast Asia, Jinghong is a very much a tourist town, for good and ill. It has cafes that cater to the vagabond set, warm, welcoming places that offer coffee, food, advice, beer, company, WiFi, and music. (As I write this, I’m sitting in the Meimei Cafe drinking Hani Coffee while they’re playing KC and the Sunshine Band doing “Boogie Man.” Anchun and her staff have taken excellent care of me here.)
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Next door is the Mekong Cafe, where Nuhi (a Dutch/Albanian mutt) and Greg (a Frenchman) serve up the best pizza in Yunnan.

The streets are thick with palm trees and the markets overflow with fresh fruit. The town is being developed as a vacation destination for the Chinese, however, which has had some unfortunate results. Large garish hotels blight the streets.
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Rows and rows of shops sell the same mass-produced wooden elephants, jade jewelry, and tea shop paraphernalia. It’s like Pigeon Forge, only dirtier.

I wanted very badly to get out of Jinghong and to explore the countryside. I made arrangements to rent a bicycle, but then I was hit by a wicked case of Chairman Mao’s Revenge and spent the next 36 hours laying sweaty on a bed in a cheap (¥60 a night, about $9.80) hotel room staring at the ceiling and doing a sad impression of Captain Willard in the opening of Apocalypse Now.

The flora and the fauna
Here in Xishuangbanna
I never will forget.
But I got gut-sick
And I couldn’t do dick
But puke and shit and sweat.

When I mustered up a little energy I was able to walk only a few blocks and snap a few pix before returning to bed.
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By the time my gut returned to normal, it was time to head back to Yuxi. I took the day bus back, which mercifully had a conventional seating configuration.

I’ll go back to Xishuangbanna and explore more of the region. From what I saw out the bus window, it’s a beautiful area. I hope that next time I’ll be in better condition to appreciate it.

There’s heavenly manna
Down in Xishuangbanna,
But next time I hope to lose
That keep-you-up-all-night
Stomach parasite
And the Mekong River blues.

A Banker’s Kindness

Closely following my experience at the tea house, when I was struck by how friendly the people of Yuxi are, another incident yesterday confirmed my positive impression.

I’ll be heading to Hong Kong on Monday on a visa run and wanted to exchange Chinese yuan for Hong Kong dollars. I went to the main Yuxi branch of a large and well-known commercial bank. The first teller I talked with couldn’t help and directed me to a station labeled “Channel for elder, handicapped, pregnant, foreigner and journalist.” (So I guess I am classified with the lame, the halt and the subversive.) The teller there looked stricken when I told him what I wanted. He pulled out his cell phone, dialed a number, and slid the phone to me through the security drawer that separates customers from staff. I picked up the phone and a voice on the other end told me, in very good English, that he could help me and would be there in five minutes.

Not long afterward, a well-dressed young man walked into the bank and introduced himself as one of the managers there. He told me that the he had been directed not to exchange yuan for Hong Kong dollars for foreigners anymore. His disdainful expression told me exactly what he thought of such a policy. But, he went on, he could help me himself. He offered to withdraw the Hong Kong currency against his own bank account and sell it to me. I thanked him, but said I would not want him to get in any trouble. He assured me that he had done this before and insisted that he wanted to help.

My first thought was that this was a money-changer scam and that the guy would take my money and disappear. Still, he had official bank identification and seemed eager and honest. I agreed. I gave him the money. He went to the same teller I had tried earlier, deposited my cash into his account, withdrew Hong Kong dollars, and gave them to me. I counted the bills, did the math, and confirmed that he had given me a very fair exchange rate. We chatted for a little while and exchanged business cards; he encouraged me to contact him again. And I will.

I don’t know if the no-exchanges-for-foreigners rule comes from the government or the bank. Maybe that’s a distinction without a difference. I do know that this man helped a foreigner he had never even met before, possibly at some risk to himself, and that I am grateful.

Calligraphy, Culture, and Lots of Tea

When one of my private tutoring students asked if I would like to go with her to a Chinese cultural event this evening, I jumped at the chance without knowing what it was all about. I’m glad I did. I’m learning that saying yes to invitations, even when I am uncertain about them, is a route to deeper understanding of the place I’ve lived for two months now.

We went to a traditional tea house near Nie Er Music Square. A long table was set up in the foyer with Chinese calligraphy brushes, paper, and accessories.
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A half dozen women and several men sat around the table sipping tea and practicing painting Chinese characters onto very delicate off-white paper. Some of the group wore period clothing.
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I was encouraged to try my hand at calligraphy, despite my abject ignorance of Chinese ideograms and my general lack of artistic talent. The first character combination I was given to copy was 毛泽东 — Mao Zedong. The Great Helmsman himself would find his name completely unrecognizable as I rendered it.

The woman who owns the tea house collects antique furniture, and her shop is like a museum. She is on the right in this photo. I regret that I didn’t capture her long braid, which fell all the way to her knees.
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Her collection was nothing like the ornate Chinese furniture that is sometimes reproduced for the American market. It was simple and perfectly proportioned. The decoration wasn’t tacked on–it was an organic part of the design. On some, red lacquer had been worn smooth by the centuries to a deep color approaching orange.

There was a party of men and one or two women in the room next door. I was asked if I wanted to join the tea ceremony and gladly accepted. Several of the men were executives in one of Yuxi’s television stations and another was a former member of the Beijing Opera. I was greeted very warmly. Many toasts of tea were offered to America, to China, and to Chinese-American friendship.
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With humor and patience, the men taught me how to properly hold the tea cup (which is different from how women hold it) and quaff the tea down in one big gulp. I drank more tea this evening than I have ever had in a single week. When the party finally broke up, one of the women drove me home on the back of her her electric scooter.

In the last four days, I have been the recipient of much kindness from the people of Yuxi. I was taken to the hot springs south of the central city. The mechanic at Yuxi Bike loaned me his own Trek road machine when he was unable to replace the axle on the Mikey Bike while I waited, and his boss has invited me out for dinner. And then there was tonight, when many strangers went way out of their way to welcome me to their group. I am humbled by their good will.

Yuxi At Night

I took these photos between 10:00 and 11:00 on various nights over the last month. At that hour, many shops and street vendors are still open, but preparing to shut for the night. All photos can be enlarged by clicking on them.
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Surprising Message on a Chevrolet

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Yuxi City Limits

I wish the weather had been better, but a promise is a promise, even to oneself. I was out the door at 9:15 this morning and headed north for the Yuxi city limits on the Mikey Bike. Yuxi is not a big city, so after only about twenty minutes of riding I was out in the near-countryside.
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I was still very much in sight of the city, but the immediate scenery was quite different.
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I passed by various kinds of housing, ranging from older brick row houses to more recent construction that had an almost suburban feel.
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There was even a new upscale development, complete with garages. There were hundreds of units here, and from the look of things only a dozen or so were occupied.
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As I continued on, the pavement turned to red clay and rocks and the scenery turned to abandoned industrial plants and derelict housing. I spent a lot of time poking around the ruins.
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There were some operational sand and gravel plants, but they were also old and pretty beat.
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I caught one of the workers doing bong hits on the job.
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People around there were curious but friendly. Two times when people saw me dismount the bike, they came over and asked me if I needed help. I wanted to go on, but I was worried about the Mikey Bike’s tires. They are old and almost bald and I feared getting a flat on the increasingly rough gravel road. Things got pretty muddy and slippery, too.
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I decided, reluctantly, not go on. I didn’t get nearly as far as I’d hoped. I made it to this point, turned around, and headed home.

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Later today, I am heading back to Yuxi Bike to get some new and more robust tires. There will be other journeys.